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the story of two girls.

U sure u want to read it?








When reading there's no turning back k?








U reli want to do it?








Trust me, take my advice. Don't do it.








Ok, that's ur choice, read it now.






There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
at
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what
are


you waiting for? Repost

the story of two girls.

U sure u want to read it?








When reading there's no turning back k?








U reli want to do it?








Trust me, take my advice. Don't do it.








Ok, that's ur choice, read it now.






There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
at
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what
are


you waiting for? Repost

the story of two girls.

U sure u want to read it?








When reading there's no turning back k?








U reli want to do it?








Trust me, take my advice. Don't do it.








Ok, that's ur choice, read it now.






There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
at
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what
are


you waiting for? Repost

Y'all need to open your ears up and soak this game up
If nobody don't know ya I'm gunna make you famous
This is 24 karats but it shine like stainless
Just look at how the diamonds compliment my fingers
[coughing]
Yes indeed Shit chokin' me (whoo)
I need a breath to breathe
Chasin' with the Hennessey now thats how a G play
Especially when them hoes shakin' that ass and a DJ
Hip hop had do it big give him some leway
N security stop trippin' and you niggas be easy
Yes sir its the bubble right hurr
Yall beautiful women if you insecure

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

Its like you don't even have nuttin' on
Got errbody watchin' you so you can show that thong
Its your birthday lil mama get your Kodak on
But don't quit showin' the world you gunna throw that song
We ain't beefin' like nah we on the positive vibe
But I still get the homicide squad on the side
See I'm holdin' on to the steering wheel controllin' the ride
And yall comin' out a bumpin' cuz I got it in drive
I'm really feelin' your outfit it must be nice
A hard worker like myself could afford that price
I can't deny that you's a beautiful bitch
You got a face and a ass and a smile that won't quit

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

We not judgin' by size thats all statistics
Just turn the lights down and it's ballerific
It's not the right spot to let your daughters visit
There's some freaks up in here and it's all explicit
My round put me on just cuz he won't leave
Shit I hope he don't be trippin' on some B home shit
Cuz jack ain't worried about who Stacy's with
N he don't have to be puttin' up with Stacy's shit
I ain't lying sometime when you cross my path
up in the club all night a nigga stomp your ass
Fine I ain't trippin'
And I know you ain't trippin' cause I know you wore that the other nite for me

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

Y'all need to open your ears up and soak this game up
If nobody don't know ya I'm gunna make you famous
This is 24 karats but it shine like stainless
Just look at how the diamonds compliment my fingers
[coughing]
Yes indeed Shit chokin' me (whoo)
I need a breath to breathe
Chasin' with the Hennessey now thats how a G play
Especially when them hoes shakin' that ass and a DJ
Hip hop had do it big give him some leway
N security stop trippin' and you niggas be easy
Yes sir its the bubble right hurr
Yall beautiful women if you insecure

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

Its like you don't even have nuttin' on
Got errbody watchin' you so you can show that thong
Its your birthday lil mama get your Kodak on
But don't quit showin' the world you gunna throw that song
We ain't beefin' like nah we on the positive vibe
But I still get the homicide squad on the side
See I'm holdin' on to the steering wheel controllin' the ride
And yall comin' out a bumpin' cuz I got it in drive
I'm really feelin' your outfit it must be nice
A hard worker like myself could afford that price
I can't deny that you's a beautiful bitch
You got a face and a ass and a smile that won't quit

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

We not judgin' by size thats all statistics
Just turn the lights down and it's ballerific
It's not the right spot to let your daughters visit
There's some freaks up in here and it's all explicit
My round put me on just cuz he won't leave
Shit I hope he don't be trippin' on some B home shit
Cuz jack ain't worried about who Stacy's with
N he don't have to be puttin' up with Stacy's shit
I ain't lying sometime when you cross my path
up in the club all night a nigga stomp your ass
Fine I ain't trippin'
And I know you ain't trippin' cause I know you wore that the other nite for me

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

Y'all need to open your ears up and soak this game up
If nobody don't know ya I'm gunna make you famous
This is 24 karats but it shine like stainless
Just look at how the diamonds compliment my fingers
[coughing]
Yes indeed Shit chokin' me (whoo)
I need a breath to breathe
Chasin' with the Hennessey now thats how a G play
Especially when them hoes shakin' that ass and a DJ
Hip hop had do it big give him some leway
N security stop trippin' and you niggas be easy
Yes sir its the bubble right hurr
Yall beautiful women if you insecure

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

Its like you don't even have nuttin' on
Got errbody watchin' you so you can show that thong
Its your birthday lil mama get your Kodak on
But don't quit showin' the world you gunna throw that song
We ain't beefin' like nah we on the positive vibe
But I still get the homicide squad on the side
See I'm holdin' on to the steering wheel controllin' the ride
And yall comin' out a bumpin' cuz I got it in drive
I'm really feelin' your outfit it must be nice
A hard worker like myself could afford that price
I can't deny that you's a beautiful bitch
You got a face and a ass and a smile that won't quit

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo

We not judgin' by size thats all statistics
Just turn the lights down and it's ballerific
It's not the right spot to let your daughters visit
There's some freaks up in here and it's all explicit
My round put me on just cuz he won't leave
Shit I hope he don't be trippin' on some B home shit
Cuz jack ain't worried about who Stacy's with
N he don't have to be puttin' up with Stacy's shit
I ain't lying sometime when you cross my path
up in the club all night a nigga stomp your ass
Fine I ain't trippin'
And I know you ain't trippin' cause I know you wore that the other nite for me

[Chorus]
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo
Let me see you work that, Twurk that, sur that c'mon and do the rodeo
Let me see you bounce that, move that, do that let me see you do the rodeo