"Pornstar"

I'm through with standing in line
To FAB clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This straight life hasn't turned out for me
Being queers the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a bathhouse
On an episode of Queer as Folk
And a bathroom I can play wit' my balls in
And a king size tub big enough
to blow a dolphin

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black di*k in a bedroom with it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that YA silly goose!)

I want a new yellow tour bus full of little gay retards
My own star on Hershey Boulevard
Somewhere between Richard Simmons and
Boy George is fudge for me

(So how you gonna do me now?)

I'm gonna trade my sexual prefence for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my balls off and change my name to Bubble "the ball-less wonder boi"

[SSSUPER Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be lil' gay pornstars
And live in gingerbread houses deepthroating fifteen children
The bois cum easy and their d*cks cum in heaps
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't "eat"
And we'll hang out in the most tasteful bars
In the VIP with the popcorn farts
Every good gold nuggets dream
Gonna wind up there
Every Playgirl honky
With the bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a gay pornstar
Hey hey I wanna bang something in a farm

(TAKE IT BITCH!)

I wanna be great like Barbara Streisand without the shnozzo
Hire eight body guards that love to "punch" assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my "meals" for free
(I'll have the vanilla boy on the house)

I'm gonna dress up my pink ass
With the latest Victoria's Secret fashion
Get a front door key to Clay Aiken's mansion
Gonna date the nerd that loves to
Blow tricks for me...

(So where ya wanna put it baby?)

I'm gonna trade this donkey for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my **BEEP**(!) and change my name to Larry

[bore-us]

And we'll touch our privates and do naked time
With the latest dic.....tionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with those fake eyelashes & that pwetty lil' smile
i got every pettiffile on speed dial, well

haay haay I wanna be a pornstar whos gay gay

(OH SSSTOP!)

aaannd..I'm gonna sssssssssing those ssssssssongs
That offend the cccccccensors
**BEEEEEEEPPP**!!!! pezzzz disssspenser

(mmmmmYES!!! mmmmm)

I'll get washed-up, writing all my sssssongs
lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong-o

(Barack Obama cares about homos!)

[Nekkid Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the closet
With the latest fag mag and today's poo poo
They'll give you anything for that shit eating smile
Every GAY'S got a butt buddy on speed dial

Haay Haay I wanna be a gay pornstar
Haay Haay I wanna be a gay pornstar

(TASTE THE RAINBOW!)

NO I DON'T LIKE THIS SONG & I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!

-sam jackson

awful

my fav song of all time :]

The DFS advert has done wonders for this song lol!

Nice life!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Im down with this song, I had to listen to it for an hour n a half
Im in high school computer science >.

thank you........

nice.. .

This is a good song